imogenefields:

textpots:

shout out to people who write answers in the text books

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(Source: circumcisions)


fingervanten:

runningfromsanity:

taeminnie-ksl:

im-mr-brightside:

burn-down-the-world:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

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I CANT

LOL

OH MY IT REALLY HAPPENED… I can’t even…

When people interrupt me while I’m reading

sodamnrelatable:

They expect my reaction to be something like:

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When really, my reaction is something like:

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(Source: infamoushogwartsjaguar)


tastefullyoffensive:

7 New Punctuation Marks We Desperately Need

[collegehumor]

fairiel:

writer-on-fireee:

I am a reader. I am a writer. People assume I do these things to escape. You couldn’t be more right. I’m escaping a world I don’t like. A world I have no control in. In this world, I am nothing. I am a color, a height, a weight, a number. But in the world of books and writing, I am amazing. I am powerful. I am different. People are better. Worlds are endless. Change is possible. Life is manageable.

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(Source: writingfromyheart)

rupindah:

stuartsometimes:

when people talk about the way girls dress and say “respect yourself ladies” 

I get

so

fucking

mad

because like I respect myself I think I’m awesome I am an A+ human being

but I also know my ass looks great in this dress

YO

Hey guys, remember when we all freaked out about SOPA and CISPA?

thiscanonthing:

dicksp8jr:

comatoseinsomnia:

comatoseinsomnia:

It’s back.

No, don’t ignore this.
This affects every one of you in the U.S.
Take a single moment to reblog this dammit. We stopped it last time by public outcry, we can do it again.

oh my god you guys it’s back. Reblog the shit out of this

Take a fucking moment to reblog before all our lives are over.

An 83 year old British gentleman arrived in Paris by plane. As he was fumbling in his bag for his passport a stern French lady asked if he had been to France before. He admitted he had indeed been previously. The lady sarcastically said then you should know to have your passport out and waiting sir. The gentleman said I didn’t have to show it last time. Impossible! The women said, you British have always had to show your passports to get through here. The man responded by whispering “Well, when I came ashore on the beach on D-Day in 1944 I couldn’t find any fucking Frenchmen to show it to!”

power-of-faith-is-only-love:

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(Source: bennyd66)


(Source: ohmysupernatural)

the-fandoms-are-cool:

so-few-words:

dicksp8jr:

fionaaelizabeth:

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

I’m the wrong shade of pink I don’t match the reef oh God

I have found my spirit coral because that’s the kind of shit I’d worry about if I was a coral

(Source: y0u-belongwithme)


superblys:

methoticalmemento:

my favorites of this meme

the murder one…


(Source: agent-pond)